[Written]

[blinkingusalong]

((Below is a letter to other selves... which is... derpingly, being written in her Journal, rather than on a seperate document!))

Dear... Me!

Sometimes I know there's other versions of me that come here, like, one time there was a ninja me, and one time there was a younger me! So, this is the... normal me writing to you!

This place is called Luceti. There's a lot of nice people here, and some of them are your friends too! But there's some bad people that you might know too, so, be careful, okay?

I don't know where you come from, but, I'm sorry I'm not here to greet you either. Sometime there's these, uhm... Experiments I think they're called. They make the people here act really funny, and sometimes I get to see it, but sometimes I end up getting lost, so I miss the whole thing! So while you're here, other me, please try to be nice to everyone! And it might really help the both of us if, maybe, please, you could pretend to be me! It's not hard! Be nice to people and if they need to go somewhere, offer to teleport them! A lot of people really appreciate that, since people like to move to different places, and it really makes that go by really fast.

You know ,that gives me an idea, so I'm going to end this letter. I'll leave it right here for you too!

~Viki

((And she stops writing, turns the page in her journal, and proceeds as normal))

Hello everyone! I just had a great idea! Does anyone need help moving!?

Comments

voice;

[menial]

['Ah, I've been waiting for the new release of The Children's Guide To The Kidnapping Realm of Luceti.

By the way, that moving offer would definitely have been nice when I was moving...']

Well, the odds someone's moving exactly as you send that message out can't be that high.

Re: voice;

[blinkingusalong]

Do you think so?

Well, it's always nice to make the offer! There are a lot of people here!

voice;

[menial]

A lot, maybe, but not that many, I think.

Re: voice;

[blinkingusalong]

There are a lot of people here! And new people show up all the time! You never know when someone's going to need help!

voice;

[menial]

There's a few hundred or so... It's, well, village-sized.

But far be it from me to discourage help.

Re: voice;

[blinkingusalong]

Oh, that's no problem at all!

I've teleported a whole army before! [[This is obviously an achievement.]]

voice;

[menial]

In that case, maybe you should teleport to every house in the village asking if anyone needs help moving.

[...dryly.]

Re: voice;

[blinkingusalong]

That wouldn't be good! I might teleport in on someone taking a bath!

voice;

[menial]

Well, I would suggest not teleporting into the bathroom.

Re: voice;

[blinkingusalong]

But if I haven't been there before, I don't know where the bathroom itself is!

voice;

[menial]

Just try the front door.